welcome to freelancer incorporated

we put the "fun" in "funethical"

Freelancer incorporated is a martian Private Military Corporation [P.M.C] founded 2087. during the martian war for independence in 2115, Freelancer Incorporated began arming anti U.N.S.C rebels an mass during what was initially coined "operation: glao na hÉireann" after the war, Freelancer bought out their parent company, Misriha armoury in 2176, officially, freelancer Incorporated acts as the main/only Military force on mars, while still providing their military services elsewhere across the martian Union, a multi planetary union, consisting of Mars, founded by Irish colonists, the capital of the union, phobos and Deimos, two martian moons, harvest, founded by Canadian cargo-ship hijackers primarily a farming world, Meridian, a mining colony founded by Filipino colonists, and a former military powerhouse until a flood detection protocol detonated several thousand nuclear warheads, causing a class-15 extinction event leaving meridian a permanent desert wasteland, as well as Cadia, Reach, Eridanus-III, and nocturn. call us at 1-800-FREELANCER [note: this isn't a actual phone number, don't call it] for ammunition, supplies, or military aid.

who is the operator?
the operator is the logistical head of freelancer incorporated. she handles stuff like
1. finances
2. team 2 after action reports
3. troop assignment
between her and Minn she's the one with common sense

[FREELANCER INCORPORATED MAIN BATTLE NET]
[LOG ENTRY #1]
Date of ai creation: July 14 2289Name:
Änya millerHome planet:
reachUnit chassis:
O.D.S.Tunit designation:
lq53cdispatch number:
seven four fiveunit specialization:
general weapons expert/medicNicknames/Aliases:
“Minnesota” “Mini” “Minn”Rank:
Staff SargentAge:
at death: 23.
years since death: 75 (how old she usually says she is)
actual age: 98Gender/Pronouns:
trans-femme (she/her/they/them)Eye Colour:
purple. One eye is slightly faded due to a plasma shot grazing that eye.Hairstyle:
messy, curly black hair, about shoulder length.Build:
short, generally average build.Clothing:
late human-covenant war patern O.D.S.T gear. Primary colour: ash grey, secondary colour: dark purpleDistinguishing Features:
noticeable scar over her left eye (plasma burn), prosthetic right legTalking Style/Character Voice:
She has a comically thick Russian accent but masks it with a generic American voice if that makes sense. She talks slowly most of the timeShort Bio:
“Minnesota” otherwise known as Änya miller, was born on reach, left at the age of 13 due to “reasons” but came back at the age of 18 due to the covenant attack of reach. She was placed in “D” company, a testing division of the U.N.S.C, responsible for providing field testing of military equipment. After the fall of reach, she was brought back as a synth, a robotic being that looks human but very much isn’t (tell-tale signs of a synth is the cyan blood that is extremely caustic)Background Info
She was born on reach and lived in one of the many European colonies set up in the north of reach. She grew up on a farm and during her early childhood was cursed by a elder god to just kinda… turn into a octoling sometimes (Dubbed by her “the curse of the WiiU” before leaving reach at the age of 13 due to the farm burning down due to reasons (look, I didn’t really think about it ok?). When she turned 18, the covenant atracked reach, and out of a admittedly minor sense of duty she returned to help defend reach. Unfortunately, she was placed in “D” company. Which resulted in her effectively bieng used as a testing dummy for the Office of Navel Intelligence (O.N.I) due to this, by the time she and her fellow soldiers actually saw combat, not only was it too late to stop the fall of reach, it also meant that they were cybernetically enhanced to the fucking moon. D company was left on reach during the mass exodus and due to this, D company was completely wiped out during the glassing of reach. 3 years later, freelancer incorporated, a private military corporation based out of mars, took the bodies of the soldiers that died on reach, using them for the testing of the new “synths” (at the time codenamed “Project: A.T.L.A.S” at the current time, she lives on mars, working for freelancer incorporated as a combat medic/regular doctor.Notes:Paranoid schizophrenicMarried to freelancer agent team 2 unit 15 “north Carolina”Uses modified S.P.A.S-12 shotgun and several combat implants.(This is my oldest oc. Literally and metaphorically. The earliest concept for the entire “freelancer incorporated” story came about as a fnaf au originally. But it eventually mutated into a mishmash of several universes (eg halo, splatoon, cyberpunk: 2077, S.T.A.L.K.E.R etc) and minn has gone from “self insert” to “character where the only similarity I share with them anymore is that we have the same name” example, like that time she nuked a entire planet once.)[END OF REPORT]
[ALL QUESTIONS SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO FREELANCER INCORPORATED MILITARY RELATIONS DEPARTMENT]

[ACTIVE PERSONNEL FILE]INFORMATION FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY———————————————————————————FULL NAME: FOX EDMUND DOHERTYUNIT NO.: 2523CALLSIGN: “SPECTRE-2”CURRENT EMPLOYMENT: FREELANCER INCORPORATED (H.E.C.U. MARINE)PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT: U.N.S.C. (BANSHEE PROJECT EXPIRIMENTAL SQUAD)KNOWN ALIAS(S): “DEATH WISH”, "MADRA RUA", "SIONNACH", "FUCHSWELPE", "EDMUND", "DEMON CHILD", "RED", "VULPIX", "SUBJECT DELTA", "DA", "DERRENTA", "FLASH", "LITTLE BEAST", "MORRIGAN'S SWORD", "ROISIN", "FOX FIRE", "SIX"RANK: LANCE CORPORALDATE OF BIRTH (DD/MM/YYYY): 20/10/2578DATE AND TIME OF DEATH: 17:47:03 10/11/2596 (REVIVED 20:58:23)SPECIES: HUMAN/SANGHEILI HYBRID (ORIGINALLY), CYBORG/UNKNOWN SPECIES (CURRENT)PLACE OF BIRTH: DUBLIN, IRELAND, EARTHPREVIOUS RESIDENCE(S): KENMARE, IRELAND, EARTH; WASHINGTON COUNTY, UTAH, U.S.A., EARTHCURRENT RESIDENCE: FORT STEVENSON, MARSSEX/GENDER: AFAB/GENDERFLUIDPRONOUNS: THEY/THEM/THEIRSAGE: 21 YEARSHEIGHT: 180.34 CM (5 FT 11 IN)WEIGHT: 88.9041 KG (196 LB)HAIR COLOUR(S): MEDIUM RED WITH WHITE STREAKS AND BANGSCOMPLEXION: FAIREYE COLOUR(S): REDDISH-ORANGEDISTINGUISHING FEATURES/MARKS:-BURN SCAR ON LEFT SIDE OF FACE EXTENDING FROM BROW LINE TO JAW-PROSTHETIC RIGHT ARM AND SHOULDER JOINT (DEVIL-BREAKER MK-18)-DEPIGMENTATION PRESENT IN SECTIONS OF HAIR; POSSIBLY RELATED TO PRIOR EXPOSURE TO CHEMICAL WEAPONRY-PREVALENT BURN AND SHRAPNEL SCARS ACROSS MOST OF TORSO-FRECKLES ON FACE AND SHOULDERS-TATTOO OF FLAME MOTIF ON LEFT SHOULDER-FULL BACK TATTOO OF ARTISTIC RENDERING OF THE DESTROYED PLANET ARIEALA-BLOOD POSSESSES PURPLISH TINT, ALMOST VIOLET IN COLOUR-PUPILS ARE SLIT-SHAPED, AND IRISES CAN REFLECT LIGHT-PRONOUNCED CANINE TEETH IN UPPER AND LOWER JAW-REDDISH-BROWN SCALE-LIKE MARKINGS ON SHOULDERS, NECK, UPPER BACK, AND COLLARBONES-CASTS THREE DISTINCT SHADOWS-HAS TWO FUNCTIONAL HEARTS-POSSESSES SANDEVISTIAN SPINAL IMPLANT-EARS ARE PIERCED WITH MULTIPLE PIERCINGS-HAS A THIN BLACK TAIL WITH A FLAME ON THE END THAT CHANGES COLOURS DEPENDING ON THEIR MOOD-HAS A PAIR OF CURVED BLACK HORNS-CAN MANIFEST TWO PAIRS OF BLACK-FEATHERED WINGS AT WILL-POSSESSES MANY IMPLANTS, INCLUDING CYBER-EYES, REINFORCED TENDONS, JET BOOSTERS, A MICRO-MISSILE LAUNCHER, AND A 5MM CANNONNOTES:-HAS HEIGHTENED SENSES OF SMELL, SIGHT, AND HEARING, INCLUDING ABILITY TO SEE IN DARKNESS-STRENGTH, AGILITY, REFLEXES, AND ENDURANCE IS MUCH GREATER THAN THAT OF A HUMAN-RECOVERS FROM INJURY ABNORMALLY FAST, AND POSSESSES HIGH PAIN TOLERANCE-FLUENT IN IRISH GAELIC, ENGLISH, ASL, AND SANGHEILI. SPEAKS SOME RUSSIAN, FRENCH, SPANISH, AND GERMAN-ABNORMAL RESISTANCE TO DISEASE/INFECTION, DRUGS/INTOXICATING SUBSTANCES, TOXINS, HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS, EXTREME TEMPERATURES, AND EVEN MILD RADIATION (BUT IS STILL LACTOSE INTOLERANT SOMEHOW)-MARRIED TO SOREN BYRNE; DATING DR. EMILY GREY AND ISLA MAR-HAS AN ADOPTED HUMAN DAUGHTER NAMED ZARA DOHERTY-BYRNE, AND AN ADOPTED GREA'ESI CHILD NAMED GLITTER-DIAGNOSED WITH P.T.S.D., A.D.H.D., DEPRESSION, AND AUTISM-PANSEXUAL AND POLYAMOROUS-IN POSSESSION OF THE SUMMONER'S DIE-IN A CONTRACT WITH THE GODDESS MORRIGANIT HAS RECENTLY COME TO LIGHT THAT THE OFFICER KNOWN AS FOX DOHERTY IS THE ONLY SUCCESSFUL SUBJECT OF A RECENT U.N.S.C. EXPERIMENT TO CREATE A NEW TYPE OF ENHANCED SOLDIER. FILE WILL BE UPDATED ACCORDINGLY AS MORE INFORMATION COMES TO LIGHT.---------------------------------------------------------------{MOST RECENT UPDATE: 5 DECEMBER, 2599}
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Name: MorriganAliases: The Dark Lady, “Mori”, deathSpecies: Goddess (formerly a demon)Height: 19’Age: ????Gender: FemalePronouns: She/her-Goddess of death, war, vengeance, demons, corvids-Fox’s patron-Her realm is called “Tech Duinn”-Dating the goddess Arianrhod-Has two hellhound familiars named Annwn and Mauthe

Name: ArianrhodAliases: “Arian”Species: GoddessHeight: 20’Age: ???Gender: FemalePronouns: She/her-Goddess of fate, justice, knowledge, time, and rebirth-Dating Morrigan-Blind-Her realm is called “Albios”

Name: Soren ByrneAge: 21Birthday: March 15Species: HumanHeight: 5’ 6”Weight: 145 lbsGender: Cis Female (she/her)Place of birth: Kenmare, Ireland, EarthPrevious Residence: Washington County, Utah, EarthOccupation: Freelancer Incorporated (H.E.C.U.)Notes:-Ex member of UNSC (Iris squad)-Worked as a freelance bounty hunter/contract killer-Childhood friend of Fox Doherty-Married to Fox-Pansexual and Polyamourous-Builds her own ships/spacecraft-Autistic-Scar on her cheek from broken bottle being smashed on her face as a kid.-Hates people who prey on people weaker than them or take advantage of people who can't defend themselves.-Agnostic.

Name: Isla Mar
Age (at death): 18
Date of birth: 1 May, 2577
Date of death: 10 November, 2596
Species: Human
Gender: Trans Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Place of birth: Glasgow, Scotland, Earth
Previous occupation: U.N.S.C. Soldier (Project Banshee Experimental Squad)
Height: 5’ 8”
Weight: 150 lbs
-has a heart shaped birthmark on her left shoulder
-Pansexual and polyamorous
-Weapon of choice is a sniper rifle
-supposedly dead
-Fox and Soren’s girlfriend

Name: Zara Doherty-ByrneAge: 9Date Of Birth (DD/MM/YYYY): 10/11/2596Gender: FemaleSpecies: HumanPronouns: She/Her-Zara is the adopted daughter of Fox Doherty, Soren Byrne, Isla Mar, and Emily Grey-She was adopted on 26 October, 2599-Her parents call her "Pumpkin"-Fox found Zara in the rubble of a destroyed U.N.S.C. settlement-Zara is highly empathetic and compassionate. She makes friends/wins people over easily. She is good at telling when people are upset.-Her favourite animal is a rabbit-Accidentally aged up-Has a holo screen in her hand-Her favourite toys are the Bonnie and Foxy plushies she got from Salem-Calls Fox “Da”, Soren “Ma”, Isla “Mum”, and Emily “Mom”-Loves her older sibling, Glitter-Wants to be a doctor

Name: Salem afton
Gender: non-binary (she/they)
Age: 56 "20"
Birth Date: 05/08/1967
Birth Place: Salford, England
Currently Living In: Hurricane, Utah
Ethnicity / Race: European American
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 35.5 Ib
Hair length: short
Hair color: dark brown
Eye color: purple (illusion)/white
Complexion: pale (illusion)/purple
Occupation: Commander of S.E.U.
Current status: DECESED

JOB LISTING
freelancer incorporated would like to make it publicly known thatthe multiversal support division is now accepting applicationssee the multiverse fight basically any “fictional” group you can think of. Mess with basically any “fictional” character example (yesterday I shot Mabel pines in the leg). Australia freelancer team 2 unit 79 dispatch number one nine one zero) you can see new worlds likeearth 2277 aka falloutor earth 096 aka scp canonin this job you would be sent around to these many universes to act as military and logistical support. As well as collecting intelligence for freelancer incorporatedyou just need a decent grasp of firearm safety and basic medical training
For more information, please contact us at [email protected]thank you for listening: the operator

MSS MARS ETRNUM BLACK BOX DATA
[begin of relevant timeline][cryo stasis pod 56-A is opened][biological research testing animal 15-C escaped][reactor coolant line 34 broken][reactor housing ruptured. lethal levels of ionising radiation detected][WARNING BREACH DETECTED IN ARMOURY SECURITY FORCES DISPATCHED][TWO UNSC NAVAL DESTROYERS SPOTTED. MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED][issued evacuation orders to crew and staff][USE OF NUCLEAR WEAPONS AUTHORISED LAUNCHING FULL NUCLEAR ARSENAL TOTAL:53 HITS 84 MISSES][OPENING FIRE WITH REMAINING WEAPONS][total MSS MARS ETRNUM casualties 5,097][total MSS MARS ETRNUM survivors 802]

known affiliate groups/organisationsthe s.c.p foundation
military aid/suppliesthe imperium of man
military aid/suppliesthe United nations space command
ammunition/arms supplierthe combine rebellion
military aid/suppliesthe brother hood of steel
military aid/suppliesthe Global Occult coalition
supplies